Be safe out there, parents, and make sure to do a candy check this Halloween. 🍫
For instance, we found several things Portlanders are allergic to in these chocolate bars: umbrellas , correctly completing a zipper merge , or you know, clothing . Scary stuff. 😱
Okay, yeah, we know this is a returning meme , and maybe we spend wayyy too much time on the internet, but still... safety first.
Have you found any Portland-specific potential poisons in your treats this year? If so, drop us a line
. No more tricks, we promise. 🎃